Re: **US Open - Official Thread**

[JGK]

I took the field v Federer. Come on JGK plonk a pineapple or two on Rog.

What did the field pay?

[Bradman]

It hasn't changed much actually since Llyetton. I got the equivalent of three bucks on a US website and the TAB is still quoting $2.50.

I guess the bookies figured he's home and hosed too.

[WideWally]

Is Randy Odd Dick still in this tournament?

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Greetings Wallimus.
Odd Dick was outed in the 3rd round by fellow countryman Dwight D Isner, although neither of them is talking...

(Sorry, it's the Friday sillies.)

[JGK]

Rafa coming into some form. He will beat Gonzo and del Potro fairly comfortably but will struggle against Djokovic.

[JGK]

Princess Fiona defeats the Ogre and is now into the final.

Great story really.

[footwork]

Nadal out - 2,2 and 2.

Serena Williams in trubble. Clijsters into final. What was that all about????

Federer 7/6 over Djokovic in the first set, as we speak. 3 all in the second.
Go Federer!! Mmmmmm I do like him in red and black... but not as much as I like the long white pants and vest he wears to warm up in.

What!!!

[Bradman]

Serena Williams in trubble. Clijsters into final. What was that all about????

One of the most impressive brain snaps I've seen.She was under the threat of a point violation, irregardless of whethet she threatened to kill the official.

[Paul Keating]

Federer makes his fourth grand slam final of the calendar year

When was the last time that happened?

[G.Wood]

2007

[Zat]

Serena Williams in trubble. Clijsters into final. What was that all about????

One of the most impressive brain snaps I've seen.She was under the threat of a point violation, irregardless of whethet she threatened to kill the official.

That was fantastic. Any time a rude, il-mannered screamer gets a modicum of what they deserve it's a good thing.

[Josh Carney]

Agree. I hear that there is a wider investigation into the incident. Not sure what the problem of the Williams' clan is, it starts with the father. He is rude and obnoxious and the kids (Serena mostly) seem to have taken it to a higher level. Perhaps the legacy of growing up in a Country which treated their blacks very poorly for a long time. Still it does not justify this kind of arrogant sooking and rude gestures.

[Zat]

Was that the sound of a race card landing on the table?

[Bradman]

Tiger Woods is a petulant qunt too. What is it about uppitty niggers.

Seriously though she was pretty magnanimous after the event.

[Zat]

So was MacEnroe when he was defaulted out of the Oz Open. Didn't make him any less of an arsehole.

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[JGK]

Clijsters wins. She doesn't even have a world ranking.

[Henry]

Well done Clijsters. Ignoring looks, she comes across as one of the more likeable female tennis players.

[G.Wood]

Wozniacki isn't entirely unprodable

[Bradman]

i spose she'll go bact to being 'Aussie Kim' if she wins.

[bodyline]

i spose she'll go bact to being 'Aussie Kim' if she wins.

She IS Aussie Kim!

[Bradman]

Yeah. Not exactly eye candy but better than the retarded bitch he finally settled for.

[Big Dog]

Serena Williams in trubble. Clijsters into final. What was that all about????

One of the most impressive brain snaps I've seen.She was under the threat of a point violation, irregardless of whethet she threatened to kill the official.

That was fantastic. Any time a rude, il-mannered screamer gets a modicum of what they deserve it's a good thing.

Aye. Both the Williams sisters are ungracious in victory or defeat. Good to see one get their comeuppance.

[Bradman]

Is there any actual audio out there? Telling an official you're gonna choke her is a little bit extreme.

[Henry]

She is heard saying something like," If I could I would shove this ball down your throat."

Nice girl.

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