Re: The Golf Thread (I)

by DJ_Smerk Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:44

I'm going to be working closely with Tiger and Monty next week.

As their private advisors.

Boyo's, here's how you play gollfffffff.

by Basil Tue 14 Sep 2010, 19:01

DJ_Smerk wrote:I'm going to be working closely with Tiger and Monty next week.

As their private advisors.

Boyo's, here's how you play gollfffffff.

We're doooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmed!

by Mick Sawyer Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:30

DJ_Smerk wrote:I'm going to be working closely with Tiger and Monty next week.

As their private advisors.

Boyo's, here's how you play gollfffffff.

I'd favour Monty smerkles. Lesser chance of a transmittable disease.

by G.Wood Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:49

If Monty stares at you and you hear "mmmmm welsh rarebit"

run

by Mick Sawyer Wed 15 Sep 2010, 01:17

G.Wood wrote:If Monty stares at you and you hear "mmmmm welsh rarebit"

run

or not

by skully Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:34

Kraut Martin Kaymer is a bee's d!ck away from usurping Tiger Woods as the world's no. 1 player. WTF?

a) Does anyone else know who he is?
b) He has one Major - the most recent US PGA title.
c) WTF?

by Blackadder Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:31

Hmmm read that as Kramer Shocked

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by skully Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:54

by skully Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:09

At Andalucia after round 3 Kaymer trails the leaders by 9 shots and looks to have blown his chance to overtake Tiger Woods as no. 1 in the world golf rankings. The resting Lee Westwood (at least I've heard of him - a very consistent golfer although with no Majors to his name) now looks like taking top spot.

Snigger at the choking Kraut.

by lardbucket Sun 31 Oct 2010, 06:31

Kaymer cropper

by Henry Sun 31 Oct 2010, 23:32

Westwood now officially world number 1.

Who was the last British number 1? Did Faldo ever top the rankings?

by JKLever Mon 01 Nov 2010, 00:57

Were they even around then?

So, we have a world number one who has never won a major. Rankings are about as useful as the ICC ones.

by skully Mon 01 Nov 2010, 01:27

Well done to Lee Westwood.

by JGK Mon 01 Nov 2010, 08:25

Bad day for Black people.

by skully Mon 01 Nov 2010, 08:30

Tiger will be crying into his beer beside the pool at his new mansion.

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by JGK Mon 01 Nov 2010, 08:33

You'd think Tiger would now just cut the pretence and buy the Playboy mansion off Hef.

by skully Mon 01 Nov 2010, 08:39

Hehehe.

by G.Wood Wed 03 Nov 2010, 02:51

Henry wrote:

Who was the last British number 1? Did Faldo ever top the rankings?

Only for 97 weeks. And Woosie had it for 50 weeks

by G.Wood Mon 08 Nov 2010, 22:57

"Tiger Woods will tonight rub shoulders with spin king Shane Warne on a panel of speakers at a gala Masters dinner at Crown casino."

He'd be wise to take notes

by Henry Tue 09 Nov 2010, 03:18

Who's shoulders will they be rubbing?

by JGK Tue 09 Nov 2010, 03:20

Sage.

On the wireless this morning they were telling the story about how Mark Nicholas hosted Warnie for a round of golf at Sunningdale in the UK. After the round they were having a drink and were surrounded by a few people and Sean Connery burst through the mob, held his hand out and said (with requisite accent) "Shane Warne, I'm Sean Connery. I have wanted to meet you for a while".

by Zat Tue 09 Nov 2010, 03:23

Hardly surprising. Connery got to act as renowned pants man James Bond. Warney was (and probably still is) a renowned pants man in reality.

by Bradman Tue 09 Nov 2010, 07:19

I think Connery took someone's boyfriend head off once. (Boyfriend being a serious mobste)

by WideWally Sat 04 Dec 2010, 22:42

Last round of the Australian Open on today. I guess all sports fans on the forum will be watching it with great interest. At the moment Geoff Ogilvy looks odds on to win it after playing some wonderful golf through the first 54 holes.

by lardbucket Sun 05 Dec 2010, 00:16

Golf looks like a great game. I'm thinking of watching a lot more of it.

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