Re: Celebrity Death List MMXI / The Death Thread 2011

by Zat Thu 30 Jun 2011, 05:38

He never smoked, and didn't drink much either. Cancer is a qunt.

by WideWally Thu 30 Jun 2011, 06:27

Did anyone have Tom Kruse?

Story

RIP Tom

by Allan D Thu 30 Jun 2011, 07:48

One mission impossible too many?

by skully Tue 05 Jul 2011, 12:16

Oxygen thieves - all but 4 of 'em.

skully wrote:Gough Whitlam (Former Aus PM)
Michael Douglas (Actor)
Norman Gordon (Saffie Test cricketer)
Luise Rainer (Actress)
Harry Morgan (Actor)
Chris Brown (singer - U30)

Zat wrote:Ronnie Biggs (Great Train Robber)
Kim Jong-il (North Korean Scumbag)
John Edrich (Former Test Cricketer)
Billy Graham (Will he take a closer step to god?)
Yitzhak Shamir (As Sharon in-stasis is taken)
Mary-Kate Olsen (She had the temerity to survive a year on qmy's list)

Fred Nerk wrote:Chuck Berry
Angus T. Jones (The obnoxious little sh!t who plays the obnoxious little sh!t in 'Two and a Half Men', born 1993)
Margaret Thatcher
Charlie Sutton (AFL's oldest surviving coach)
Bart Cummings
Tom Graveney

lardbucket wrote:Yevgeney Kalfelnikov
Angelina Jolie
Prince Harry
Bob Hawke
Slash
Sebastien Vettel

Nath wrote:Lindsay Lohan
Neil Harvey
'Superstar' Billy Graham (the wrestler)
Leif Garrett
Betty White
Shigeru Miyamoto

Bradman wrote:Jodie Sweetin (under thirty actress)
Fidel Castro (Revolutionary and seppo weeping wound)
Betty Ford (Gerry;'s widow)
B.B King (Blues man)
Andy Griffith (TV, recording artist)
Robert Mugabe (say no more)

Jontyh wrote:Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Lady Gaga)
Anna Wing (Meeeeechelle)
Patrick MacNee (Steed)
Frederica Sagor Maas (Seppo Playwright)
Alfred Proksch (Austrian Olympian)
Dick Cheney (Seppo ex VP)

eowyn wrote:Amy Winehouse
Alex Ferguson
Naomi Campbell
Barak Obama
Engelbert Humperdink
Alastair Campbell

taipan wrote:Nelson Mandela
Julius Malema (I wish)
Keith Richards (yeah I know the joke)
Henry Kissinger
Neil Adcock
Britney Spears

JGK wrote:Aretha Franklin
Reg Simpson
James Earl Jones
Peter O'Toole
Margaret Whitlam
Rihanna

Growler wrote:Elizabeth Taylor DEADED
Harold "Dickie" Bird - sport category
Dr Ian Paisley - politics category
Eli Wallach
Clive Dunn
Michael Dunlop (motorcycle TT racer) - under 30 category

Blackadder wrote:Paris Hilton (Currently under 30, and I just don't mean her IQ)
Kirk Douglas
Nancy Reagan
Chuck Yeager
Richard Attenborough
George Bush Snr.

Allan D wrote:Zsa Zsa Gabor
Trevor Bailey (of Essex and England and late of TMS not the clockwork radio inventor - that's Baylis) DEADED
Denis Healey
Justin Bieber
Hosni Mubarak
Larry King

Paul Keating wrote:Laurie Oakes
Mariah Carey
Wyatt Roy (under 30)
Rod Stewart
Laurie Lawrence (swimming coach)
Allan Greenspan

Demelza wrote:Ariel Sharon (politics)
Severiano Ballesteros (sport) DEADED
Mischa Barton (U30)
Patrick Moore (Stars at Night)
Eric Sykes
Andy Williams

horace wrote:Bob Simpson - obscure father in law of current chair of Oz NSP
Janette Howard - power behind the throne
Tammy Fraser - wife of ex PM Mal
Prince Billy - the older prince
Rose Hancock - celeb vulture
Doris Lessing - wonderful writer

Henry wrote:Malia Ann Obama (Barack's oldest daughter) (U-30)
John Prescott (Politics)
Salman Butt (Sport)
Christopher Plummer (Captain Von Trap from the Sound of Music)
Ronnie Wood
Vanessa Redgrave

vilkrang wrote:Tony Benn (Politics)
Nicole Richie (Under 30)
Christopher Hitchens
Jake Lamotta
Vera Lynn
Michael Gough DEADED

JKLever wrote:Jimmy Bullard - Hull footballer on the verge of joining Ipswich
Richard Keys - sexist TV frontman
Gordon Brown - haggard ex-PM
Belinda Carlisle - shaggable desire of my youth
Padraig Harrington - Irish golfer
Andy Murray - British/Scottish Tennis player

OP Tipping wrote:Zara Phillips (under 30, and sportsperson)
Colonel Gaddafi
Tom Baker
Steve Jobs
Vladimir Putin
Kim Yong-nam

by lardbucket Tue 05 Jul 2011, 13:29

still only halfway through the year, OP might 'score' with Gaddafi ... and there's another half dozen hanging in with one foot in the grave and another on a 1930's vintage banana skin

by Bradman Tue 05 Jul 2011, 13:57

lardbucket wrote:still only halfway through the year, OP might 'score' with Gaddafi ... and there's another half dozen hanging in with one foot in the grave and another on a 1930's vintage banana skin

I'd like to reiterate my objection to OP's selection of Gaddafi.

by Allan D Tue 05 Jul 2011, 16:02

Was that the reason for the NATO intervention?

by Bradman Tue 05 Jul 2011, 16:15

Coming in late to a comp I could handle. Picking a guy whose house was being bombed sh!t out of and was probably the subject of retargetting of ICBMs is definately not cricket.

by skully Wed 06 Jul 2011, 03:26

qmy having a whinge for a change. Colour me shocked. It's a harmless game, ya roob. Rolling Eyes

by JGK Fri 08 Jul 2011, 08:21

This poor bugger is going to be a celebrity as a result of his death...

by skully Fri 08 Jul 2011, 08:33

Yeah, I read about this online today. Nasty. Shocked

"Just for a baseball" indeed.

by Bradman Fri 08 Jul 2011, 08:59

I always though they had nets under those front row seats?

by Zat Fri 08 Jul 2011, 09:04

How do you reckon the commentators feel about their laughing about that?

by horace Fri 08 Jul 2011, 09:11

indeed...maybe they moonlight for the Darwin Awards

by JGK Sat 09 Jul 2011, 03:55

Betty Ford goes to the great rehab clinic in the sky.

by skully Sat 09 Jul 2011, 04:22

Wahey, qmy's on the board. RIP to Mrs. Ford. 93, not a bad knock given her dramas in life.

skully wrote:Gough Whitlam (Former Aus PM)
Michael Douglas (Actor)
Norman Gordon (Saffie Test cricketer)
Luise Rainer (Actress)
Harry Morgan (Actor)
Chris Brown (singer - U30)

Zat wrote:Ronnie Biggs (Great Train Robber)
Kim Jong-il (North Korean Scumbag)
John Edrich (Former Test Cricketer)
Billy Graham (Will he take a closer step to god?)
Yitzhak Shamir (As Sharon in-stasis is taken)
Mary-Kate Olsen (She had the temerity to survive a year on qmy's list)

Fred Nerk wrote:Chuck Berry
Angus T. Jones (The obnoxious little sh!t who plays the obnoxious little sh!t in 'Two and a Half Men', born 1993)
Margaret Thatcher
Charlie Sutton (AFL's oldest surviving coach)
Bart Cummings
Tom Graveney

lardbucket wrote:Yevgeney Kalfelnikov
Angelina Jolie
Prince Harry
Bob Hawke
Slash
Sebastien Vettel

Nath wrote:Lindsay Lohan
Neil Harvey
'Superstar' Billy Graham (the wrestler)
Leif Garrett
Betty White
Shigeru Miyamoto

Bradman wrote:Jodie Sweetin (under thirty actress)
Fidel Castro (Revolutionary and seppo weeping wound)
Betty Ford (Gerry's widow) DEADED
B.B King (Blues man)
Andy Griffith (TV, recording artist)
Robert Mugabe (say no more)

Jontyh wrote:Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Lady Gaga)
Anna Wing (Meeeeechelle)
Patrick MacNee (Steed)
Frederica Sagor Maas (Seppo Playwright)
Alfred Proksch (Austrian Olympian)
Dick Cheney (Seppo ex VP)

eowyn wrote:Amy Winehouse
Alex Ferguson
Naomi Campbell
Barak Obama
Engelbert Humperdink
Alastair Campbell

taipan wrote:Nelson Mandela
Julius Malema (I wish)
Keith Richards (yeah I know the joke)
Henry Kissinger
Neil Adcock
Britney Spears

JGK wrote:Aretha Franklin
Reg Simpson
James Earl Jones
Peter O'Toole
Margaret Whitlam
Rihanna

Growler wrote:Elizabeth Taylor DEADED
Harold "Dickie" Bird - sport category
Dr Ian Paisley - politics category
Eli Wallach
Clive Dunn
Michael Dunlop (motorcycle TT racer) - under 30 category

Blackadder wrote:Paris Hilton (Currently under 30, and I just don't mean her IQ)
Kirk Douglas
Nancy Reagan
Chuck Yeager
Richard Attenborough
George Bush Snr.

Allan D wrote:Zsa Zsa Gabor
Trevor Bailey (of Essex and England and late of TMS not the clockwork radio inventor - that's Baylis) DEADED
Denis Healey
Justin Bieber
Hosni Mubarak
Larry King

Paul Keating wrote:Laurie Oakes
Mariah Carey
Wyatt Roy (under 30)
Rod Stewart
Laurie Lawrence (swimming coach)
Allan Greenspan

Demelza wrote:Ariel Sharon (politics)
Severiano Ballesteros (sport) DEADED
Mischa Barton (U30)
Patrick Moore (Stars at Night)
Eric Sykes
Andy Williams

horace wrote:Bob Simpson - obscure father in law of current chair of Oz NSP
Janette Howard - power behind the throne
Tammy Fraser - wife of ex PM Mal
Prince Billy - the older prince
Rose Hancock - celeb vulture
Doris Lessing - wonderful writer

Henry wrote:Malia Ann Obama (Barack's oldest daughter) (U-30)
John Prescott (Politics)
Salman Butt (Sport)
Christopher Plummer (Captain Von Trap from the Sound of Music)
Ronnie Wood
Vanessa Redgrave

vilkrang wrote:Tony Benn (Politics)
Nicole Richie (Under 30)
Christopher Hitchens
Jake Lamotta
Vera Lynn
Michael Gough DEADED

JKLever wrote:Jimmy Bullard - Hull footballer on the verge of joining Ipswich
Richard Keys - sexist TV frontman
Gordon Brown - haggard ex-PM
Belinda Carlisle - shaggable desire of my youth
Padraig Harrington - Irish golfer
Andy Murray - British/Scottish Tennis player

OP Tipping wrote:Zara Phillips (under 30, and sportsperson)
Colonel Gaddafi
Tom Baker
Steve Jobs
Vladimir Putin
Kim Yong-nam

by Bradman Sat 09 Jul 2011, 10:17

Much prefer it was Mugabe, but she seemed a lay down misere considering her age and all the sh!t she put into her body trying to cope with the a whole lot of more crap than anyone in an unpaid position should have to put up with.

Vale grand old dame.

by skully Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:47

Neither a celebrity nor dead, but he could be both soon.

"The man who threw his four-year-old daughter, Darcey Freeman, off Melbourne's West Gate Bridge has been in a jail fight.

The Herald Sun reports that Arthur Freeman finally responded to constant abuse from other inmates at Barwon Prison, near Geelong, and hit out."

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Not a rock-spider but the next lowest on the inmates hate list - a child killer. The word "comeuppance" comes to mind.

by bodyline Wed 13 Jul 2011, 00:24

Alan Jeans deaded!

by JGK Wed 13 Jul 2011, 01:00

JGK wrote:This poor bugger is going to be a celebrity as a result of his death...

And FMD, someone else almost did the same thing at the All Star weekend. Looks like the wrong guy died - it was the dad who was trying to catch a ball for his 6 year old son and not the drunken lout who was standing on a table at the edge of the stands.

by skully Wed 13 Jul 2011, 03:44

bodyline wrote:Alan Jeans deaded!

RIP him.

Does he count under Z's football curse?

by Zat Wed 13 Jul 2011, 04:16

Some farqin curse. I named one. He didn't die. A bunch of qunts I didn't name did.

And Yabby was old, unlike the aforementioned NFL qunts.

by horace Wed 13 Jul 2011, 04:23

Yabby was damn ace...a fine coach and finer person...Dermie Brereton was close to tears on the radio this am

by embee Wed 13 Jul 2011, 04:26

Yabby was so old some of the players he coached in the Saints premiership have died of old age

Heard what Dermie said about him ....reminded me of Max Walker talking about Norm Smith ...not sure if any current coach fits the mould ...

by skully Wed 13 Jul 2011, 07:31

Zat wrote:Some farqin curse. I named one. He didn't die. A bunch of qunts I didn't name did.

And Yabby was old, unlike the aforementioned NFL qunts.

It's a reverse curse. You nom a US footballer who doesn't die but a sh!tload of others do. Well played, sir. Cool

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