Well I suppose you fellow Anglos think we're a good side...

I'm almost there, but in essence I still think we sh!t our knicks when the going is tough. Some may say FTBs. A tag we've only recently inherited. Plus we had the fortune of the Anderson cycle getting jammed by Swanny's pecker. I'm sure there's been a lot of derision and doom-mongering about Aus too... they just suffered the misfortune of meeting such a well drilled unit. A real achievement all-in-all - none of this "ooh, didn't we do well in a 3/4-Test series down under". We did it the hard way, no smash-and-grab.

Anyways, kisses to you all, how I've missed you... I've just not had the opportunity to f*ck you all regularly, so I thought it best not to f*ck you all once. Which is what I'm doing now. And shall leave for a sporadic amount of time again. But I will come back. It's like Chris Jericho and the WWE or something.

F*ck me Ngam!!

Welcomeeeeeeeeeeeeee bacccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!

Well, now that I read your first post in detail, didn't mean f*ck me literally.

Gday Mange

Good to know your still alive ...or that someone with your delightful turn of phrase has hacked your account ...dont stay away too long

furriner wrote:Well, now that I read your first post in detail, didn't mean f*ck me literally.

not until you get lemmiwinks removed anyway

Good to er, hear you Dan. When did they let you out again?

First Chas appears out of the blue and now the Monkey makes a post, at this rate Jay Patel is going to appear with both shoulders suitably chipped up.

....and Rich...and Ijaz....

Well, mung-slap me with a jizz-coated, c*ck-munching tit shagging stick.
Talk about Lazarus..

Yes, welcome back. I expect you'd like to know what I'm having for my tea. Well, it's no good pleading, I'm not going to tell you!

Welcome Back, Daniel. It's been a while. Good to see you haven't toned down on the expletives!

About fecking time! Welcome back Danny.

slowly bit surely this place is starting to resemble the mental institution that it was in 2007. Good times. Good to know you are all right Danny.

Danny's Alive!

"Hi, everybody... but not really."

What a c*ck-tease.

I'd mungslap you, but seem to have misplaced my recently deceased and rotting hermaphrodite.

Slippery bastards, aren't they?

*quickly deletes recent posts enquiring about Danny's health and wellbeing*

Alright Bruv? Football. Girls. Cars.

Fairweather so and sos popping out of the woodwork just because we've hammered the Aussies. Wouldn't have heard a peep out of him if England were playing NZ. A man of dubious moral fibre I'd say.

I can't complain about a single facet of the England team, I'm sure even Luke Wright serves a purpose. It's all a bit depressing. You can't win if you don't lose a healthy amount of the time.

Eric Air Emu wrote:It's all a bit depressing. You can't win if you don't lose a healthy amount of the time.

OK, for future reference, how much longer does Australia have to lose for to be defined as 'a healthy amount of the time'? Because I'm past the point where I'm heartily fed up with it.

Zat wrote:

Eric Air Emu wrote:It's all a bit depressing. You can't win if you don't lose a healthy amount of the time.

OK, for future reference, how much longer does Australia have to lose for to be defined as 'a healthy amount of the time'? Because I'm past the point where I'm heartily fed up with it.

For Australia....until the end of time.

Eric Air Emu wrote:Fairweather so and sos popping out of the woodwork just because we've hammered the Aussies. Wouldn't have heard a peep out of him if England were playing NZ. A man of dubious moral fibre I'd say.

I can't complain about a single facet of the England team, I'm sure even Luke Wright serves a purpose. It's all a bit depressing. You can't win if you don't lose a healthy amount of the time.

Only if he donates his body to medical science - even then, he can leave out that void between his ears.

Holy cow

I thought this must be more FB necromancy at first.