Was Francis worse than Judas?

Every time I see this thread resurrected I wonder if Francis has topped himself to at least get back on level pegging with Judas.

RSPCA should prosecute Abusive Bruce pronto.

lardbucket wrote:Video of Bruce Francis's dog after intensive catching tuition from Bruce.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Xj6hvnz80

Wade < Bruce Francis's dog

lardbucket wrote:Video of Bruce Francis's dog after intensive catching tuition from Bruce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Xj6hvnz80

cruel but fair

Just had a close look. All those food throws are directly at the front on. It looks fine until it requires depth perception, when it's schnoz farks it up. A more blatantly rigged attempt to skill shame a dog I've never seen. Though the point being, did Francis have a big schnoz.

I know I'm being a little harsh on BF, who only let down 10 of his friends, not 11.

You raise a fair point.

The real question was Francis worse than mere?

Blackadder wrote:The real question was Francis worse than mere?

Really tough question. Until Mere squelched into Test Cricket, I was convinced that Francis was certainly the worst Australian to get a baggy green that I had seen. Lardy certainly provided a convincing case underlining the evidence of my own eyes.

However Mere has put forward an open and shut case that he is the worst Number 6 to have played as many games in Test history and not just for Australia. In 30 plus Tests he averages mid 20s. His batting average is actually inflated by his two tons scored on autobahns in Perth and Melbourne.

Even poor old Cook whose expiry date on the milk carton had been well exceeded scored a double on the shameful Melbourne deck.

His guileless military medium offerings have been enjoyed by many batsmen and tail enders.

The fatuous Langer made him skipper of WA and co-vc with Hazlewood.

The jingoistic matey crap Langer has brought to the Oz team is frankly absurd. Its contradiction with Captain Handshake and neat keeper, Tim Paine is mind blowing. Selection of Mere in the squad in the face of his diabolical record shows what a moron cbnlg truly is.

Should Mere get a go in the series he will be exhausted from blowing the gnome. Who knows this might help him to maybe average double figures and be gifted one wicket.

I hadn’t realised quite how shite Marsh’s Test record was. The Mahmud of the South (to channel a pre-2005 nickname for Freddie that one of the Aussies on here/C4 coined?)

I know. Every time someone says I'm being harsh I pull out the stats and they sit they're gobsmacked.

They then become fully paid up members of the " let's get him drunk, put him on plane to Ankara with a copy of idiots guide to Islam, and an operating manual for an AK-47" club.

Big question is, would you rather have No-Show in the Test side?

beamer wrote:Big question is, would you rather have No-Show in the Test side?

Yes , no-show has shown more occasional flashes of brilliance than mere.

Point is the only reason either of them get anywhere near a test squad is this group delusionality over allrounders. In a real world they'd be journeyman fc players.