Australia v India, 1st Test, Melbourne, 26-30 December, 2011

vilkrang wrote:At least I eventually figured it out without needing the glossary....

Aye, if you only knew what toast was you could make yourself beans on toast.

I make the best toast in the Hampshire, I'll have you know.

vilkrang wrote:At least I eventually figured it out without needing the glossary....

Your exercise for next week is Koo.

taipan wrote:
Your exercise for next week is Koo.

I knew Koo, not sure from where though. I'm thinking the tabloids, 15 years ago. Probably some pointless story about some twattery or something.

Ohhh, that's it... Prince Andrew's ex-girlfriend.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
Your exercise for next week is Koo.

I knew Koo, not sure from where though. I'm thinking the tabloids, 15 years ago. Probably some pointless story about some twattery or something.

Thanks very farking much.

It wasn't aimed at you.

I knew you were aiming it at him. It's doubtful the poor chap would've found it. He struggles with toast.

Brass Monkey wrote:I knew you were aiming it at him. It's doubtful the poor chap would've found it. He struggles with toast.

I just told you that I'm amazing with toast.

Beans on toast is a different kettle of fish altogether though.

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
Your exercise for next week is Koo.

I knew Koo, not sure from where though. I'm thinking the tabloids, 15 years ago. Probably some pointless story about some twattery or something.

Thanks very farking much.

It wasn't aimed at you.

If it makes you feel any better I still haven't got it...

vilkrang wrote:

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
Your exercise for next week is Koo.

I knew Koo, not sure from where though. I'm thinking the tabloids, 15 years ago. Probably some pointless story about some twattery or something.

Thanks very farking much.

It wasn't aimed at you.

If it makes you feel any better I still haven't got it...

Try the glossary

vilkrang wrote:If it makes you feel any better I still haven't got it...

Aus have a left-arm seamer sprayer called Mitchell Starc...

Koo Stark was some sort of sexy but too skinny bint that Prince Andrew pretended to f*cked

Brass Monkey wrote:

vilkrang wrote:If it makes you feel any better I still haven't got it...

Aus have a left-arm seamer sprayer called Mitchell Starc...

Koo Stark was some sort of sexy but too skinny bint that Prince Andrew pretended to f*cked

Soft core porn actress IIRC

Is it... I just remembered there was some C-grade hoohaa about her being on housing benefit.

And then he moved onto the hard core toe sucker.

taipan wrote:And then he moved onto the hard core toe sucker.

Could've done better.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:And then he moved onto the hard core toe sucker.

Could've done better.

Yep, the other Fergie

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:And then he moved onto the hard core toe sucker.

Could've done better.

Yep, the other Fergie

...or even our Red

embee wrote:

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:And then he moved onto the hard core toe sucker.

Could've done better.

Yep, the other Fergie

...or even our Red

You have a sick mind.

just a low opinion of the ex of Prince A

Aye, she was never on my list. Ever.

Red?

Red's on the list... I'd like to see how she corrected my English whilst I was sex-talking.

Watto's back for T1 v Bannies

"Australia will be boosted by the return of Shane Watson for the Boxing Day Test against India, but the vice-captain says he won't be fit enough to bowl in the first match of the series."

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So that confirms Fuse's demise. Huzzah.

No word on Rhino, and Bog is definitely out.

If Watto can't bowl, it would help the chances of a batting allrounder such as Christian or Faulkner or McDonald. Against a strong Indian batting lineup, a fifth bowler would really be needed.