Re: The Football Thread - 2011/12 (II)

[LeFromage]

Kelly was tougher than me. She rode on the back of Tom's hog without a helmet. That's so dangerous. Irresponsible too. Took my f*cking breath away, for sure. Meg was all teary and stuff. Possibly because Goose smashed his brains in ejecting from the plane and was all deaded and everything. And they were married. Even though he looked like Anthony Edwards from ER - but with Hitler's moustache - and she looked like peak-era Meg Ryan. It was a mismatch.

I don't know what I'm saying.

[Brass Monkey]

Oh I get you now. I totally forgot that was Meg Ryan. Jesus f*cked. I must've popped that fact out of my head for something more important. Modulo arithmetic, maybe. Or maybe that time where I saw her norks and blurry gash in that film that I didn't actually watch...

[LeFromage]

Why was it blurry? How fast a gash does she have?

Could it be an outside tip for gold at the Olympics?

[Brass Monkey]

You know, darkness. Shit camerawork. The usual.

[LeFromage]

In The Cut.

That's the film. Wasn't good.

[Brass Monkey]

The irony was that it just wasn't in the cut.

[LeFromage]

And also that the movie was so boring I started cutting myself.

[beamer]

Brendan Rodgers signs a 3 year contract to be Liverpool manager.

Well I f*cking never.

FFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSS.

Something of a gamble but good to see a young British manager getting one of the "big" jobs, if Liverpool still qualifies as such - if they had been in a position to attract one of the top European names I guess things would have been different.

Lambert could be set for Villa as well - so, one more to join Norwich and Swansea for relegation next season, then...

[Basil]

So Ranieri takes the job at Monaco after being linked with West Brom. That must have been a tough call

[beamer]

French Second Division team with minimal levels of support? Not much of a career move, but nice semi-retirement home for him I guess.

[JKLever]

Monte Carlo or the West Midlands.... it's a toughie!

[beamer]

Well, if ambitious players followed that reasoning and chose to live in Monaco rather than, say, Manchester, they would be a major European force...

[DJ_Smerk]

Guaranteed we'll get Gary Frigging Megson next season.


Hopefully Mick McCarthy, Pep or AVB.

[horace]

looks like Dello has taken the role of Trev for Engulund soccer

[LeFromage]

Guaranteed we'll get Gary Frigging Megson next season.


Hopefully Mick McCarthy, Pep or AVB.

Gus Poyet, the word on the street. Okay, the word in a paper. Or words.

Likes his sides to play good football - would be a smoothish transition, I would think.

[JKLever]

I like Gus Poyet. He'd be a decent fit for a crazy south american dictator don't you think?

One of the better Uruguayans to play in the Prem.

[DJ_Smerk]

Graeme Jones - Assistant at Wigan Athletic also linked with the Swansea job.

You couldn't make this sh*t up really...

[beamer]

I like Gus Poyet. He'd be a decent fit for a crazy south american dictator don't you think?

Didn't he comment on the Suarez affair with "yes, we are a bit racist in Uruguay" or words to that effect?

[LeFromage]

Holt wants to leave Norwich. I think.

Anymore here speak Thicksh*t? https://twitter.com/holty30/status/208493241945948160

[JKLever]

Wouldn't soil my soul by clicking on anything norridge thankyou...

[LeFromage]

Shame - you've missed this gem of rampaging illiteracy:

grant holt
‏@holty30

I have loved my 3 years at the club and it sadness me to right this but want use to here it from me first. ‪#lovedmytime‬

[JKLever]

He's just trying to communicate with the 6 fingered locals...

[DJ_Smerk]

>Grant Holt in charge of grammar and punctuation

[Brass Monkey]

Shame - you've missed this gem of rampaging illiteracy:

grant holt
‏@holty30

I have loved my 3 years at the club and it sadness me to right this but want use to here it from me first. ‪#lovedmytime‬

Yowzer!

[tricycle]

He got the hash tagging correct.

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