India v England, 3rd Test, Kolkata, 5-9 December, 2012

Not sure how prophetic it could be but in a dream the other day I woke up to find India 118/8 at tea. With Pujara opening with Sehwag.

Not sure what happened to Gambhir. He was probably attending his second cousin's neighbour's postman's son's Bar Mitzvah or something.

Henry Nolonga wrote:Not sure how prophetic it could be but in a dream the other day I woke up to find India 118/8 at tea. With Pujara opening with Sehwag.

Not sure what happened to Gambhir. He was probably attending his second cousin's neighbour's postman's son's Bar Mitzvah or something.

Stubbed a toe and was rushed to hospital

Nasty, last time I saw him at the infirmary, he was having his pinky sucked after a pin prick.

You could rearrange that sentence.

That's as good as my grammar can be

I was thinking more of the nouns.

I'm fine with any inference.

Why, you little slut.

Whoazers... you can cut the sexual tension in here with a chainsaw.

**raises hands and walks carefully out of the room.. the man doesn't want to be a cockblocker**

Hmm, so it is tomorrow morning this starts.

Sky often like to describe this as "later today" when it isn't.

India should get some drop-in pitches, maybe use them in the nets first or something. Can make them ancient that way At least, if they don't disintegrate in one massive dust cloud...

As long as it's not used at Kolkata airport first, I don't mind.

really looking forward to this bwhahaha match...Faulty Towers reruns have not been on for a month

horace wrote:really looking forward to this bwhahaha match...Faulty Towers reruns have not been on for a month

Yeah, but we have had Aus' Benny Hill-a-thon in Perth... gollygosh you're greedy for comedy.

tis the way of my people Monkeh

...and you must be looking forward to it too...all the beverly (kashmiri) hillbillies with the Jedd Clampett curator in the run in to today...

Quick! Can we borrow your Quiney and Battla?

horace wrote:...and you must be looking forward to it too...all the beverly (kashmiri) hillbillies with the Jedd Clampett curator in the run in to today...

The last Test produced enthralling cricket - regardless of the victor. I'm all for these sort of joke pitches - win or (more likely) lose.

PeterCS wrote:Quick! Can we borrow your Quiney and Battla?

Cruel but fair.

skully wrote:

PeterCS wrote:Quick! Can we borrow your Quiney and Battla?

Cruel but fair.

...we can toss in the steak knives too
1. our cut down pre punch drunk Freddie -Watto
2. our specialist all round fieldsman - Smith
3. our future brearley - maddinson
4 our park cricket slogger - Warner

Thankfully Dhoni asked for a turner looking at them first innings scores.

have the final teams been announced yet?....The Bannies shirley cant stick with the Turbanator nor the Poms with Broad

No, that'll be at the toss. Don't see Broad or Harbhajan playing this.

India batting. Sharma in Harbhajan out.

New daddy Bell in for Bairstow, Finn for Broad.

Thanks Tricky

India win toss, bat first.

After a second look, Nice tits...

Fatel's playing? Not sure why. He did not look much kop as a Test batsman or bowler.