Re: Yellow Jersey thread

by tricycle Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:23

Is that before or after applying the cement?

by lardbucket Wed 31 May 2017, 14:25

Brass Monkey wrote:You're doing it wrong. Dip your balls in turpentine.

Danny's advice for flaming balls, not bails

by tricycle Wed 31 May 2017, 15:24

I've not eaten solid food for five weeks now. I'd honestly dip my balls in turpentine in exchange for a bite. I mean, how much worse can it be?

by taipan Wed 31 May 2017, 16:03

taipan wrote:Vilks will hopefully come to his senses.

What was I thinking?

by skully Wed 31 May 2017, 22:25

tricycle wrote:I've not eaten solid food for five weeks now. I'd honestly dip my balls in turpentine in exchange for a bite. I mean, how much worse can it be?

Busted jaw???

by tricycle Thu 01 Jun 2017, 03:08

Yeah. F*cked it ages ago, it just decided to be a bastard and never heal properly.

by skully Thu 01 Jun 2017, 03:43

Yoiks!!! Good luck, t.

by tricycle Thu 01 Jun 2017, 05:51

Cheers. Good thing is, I'll be out of it quite soon. Definitely eating the first thing I can reach.

by skully Thu 01 Jun 2017, 06:05

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