Harmison

Do you think he's earned the right to be called GBH on this forum again?
KP reckoned he should've got MOM.

What will happen with the overseas tour to India in the winter?

He'll breathe in and out. I'm sure of it.

Wounding nicknames never die.

Except Dung and Cpt'n Drunky.

Okay, wounding POMMIE nicknames never die.

He has an appalling attitude, but he bowled brilliantly in the final test. They should probably give him a chance to redeem himself.

leg glancer wrote:He has an appalling altitude, but he bowled brilliantly in the final test. They should probably give him a chance to redeem himself.

He's tall, but he's not that tall.

Should he reconsider playing in the ODI's again.
Does he get a central contract?
Will his wife be having any more babies?

Apparently KP has tried to get him to reconsider his decision to retire from limited overs cricket, and Barmy Harmy is 'thinking about it'.

It's vital that he sees sense if he's ever going to fire like his old self again in my opinion.

He WILL have gone stale by the time he joins up with the squad in India if he doesn't keep bowling.

Brass Monkey wrote:He'll breathe in and out. I'm sure of it.

Have you ever taken notice of what your tongue does when you're eating?
That's a good one.

Demelza wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:He'll breathe in and out. I'm sure of it.

Have you ever taken notice of what your tongue does when you're eating?
That's a good one.

No, I'll check it out later.

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:Apparently KP has tried to get him to reconsider his decision to retire from limited overs cricket, and Barmy Harmy is 'thinking about it'.

It's vital that he sees sense if he's ever going to fire like his old self again in my opinion.

He WILL have gone stale by the time he joins up with the squad in India if he doesn't keep bowling.

Did anyone see Bob Willis plea to Harmy the other day? Farkin hilarious...

I didn't . . . can you reprise?

Here's some RGD style goggle eyes to get you started: -

I saw it. He's really changed his tune hasn't he?!

Demelza wrote:I saw it. He's really changed his tune hasn't he?!

Not really - he still thinks GBH is a qarnt for giving up one day cricket.

Bob - yes stared long into the camera giving it the big - 'Steve, your country needs you - please reconsider playing one day cricket'

good old Bob (Willis that is)

JKLever wrote:

Demelza wrote:I saw it. He's really changed his tune hasn't he?!

Not really - he still thinks GBH is a qarnt for giving up one day cricket.

Bob - yes stared long into the camera giving it the big - 'Steve, your country needs you - please reconsider playing one day cricket'

I adore Bob (Willis)

How's the pap smear?

Simon Briggs in the DT today claiming Harmy's probably off to Safferland this winter to play FC cricket before the India series.

He did that last winter - and produced that pap in the 1st test in NZ

tac wrote:How's the pap smear?

It's in two weeks time.

Demelza wrote:

tac wrote:How's the pap smear?

It's in two weeks time.

The smear? Or the results?

Seems an awful long wait . . .

JKLever wrote:He did that last winter - and produced that pap in the 1st test in NZ

Different strokes ... and errr, lest we forget ... different captain.
Bum taps, body engulfing hugs, high fives and the like clearly are a tonic to the Durham giant.
Gives him a sense of belonging.

tac wrote:

Demelza wrote:

tac wrote:How's the pap smear?

It's in two weeks time.

The smear? Or the results?

Seems an awful long wait . . .

Cornwall, NHS, and off-shore skills.

Merlin wrote:

JKLever wrote:He did that last winter - and produced that pap in the 1st test in NZ

Different strokes ... and errr, lest we forget ... different captain.
Bum taps, body engulfing hugs, high fives and the like clearly are a tonic to the Durham giant.
Gives him a sense of belonging.

Which is another reason why Harmison needs to be involved with the limited overs games and tours.

KP can't high five him and tap his arse from t'other side of the globe.

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:

Merlin wrote:

JKLever wrote:He did that last winter - and produced that pap in the 1st test in NZ

Different strokes ... and errr, lest we forget ... different captain.
Bum taps, body engulfing hugs, high fives and the like clearly are a tonic to the Durham giant.
Gives him a sense of belonging.

Which is another reason why Harmison needs to be involved with the limited overs games and tours.

KP can't high five him and tap his arse from t'other side of the globe.

Haven't you heard of skype or messenger?

You Northerners really are behind huh?