Re: English County Season 2009 Thread (IV)

by Brass Monkey Wed 09 Sep 2009, 12:34

What the f*ck is Sky recently, Essex-vision or something? God, if I wanted to watch some dross-weasels, I'd watch the ODI....

by Henry Nolonga Wed 09 Sep 2009, 12:58

Agreed. Even Lever must get sick of watching Essex this much.

by JKLever Wed 09 Sep 2009, 12:59

Brass Monkey wrote:What the f*ck is Sky recently, Essex-vision or something?

It's like a virtual heaven...

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 13:19

The rent is probably cheap.

by JKLever Wed 09 Sep 2009, 13:34

Sam Northeast 84*

by Henry Nolonga Wed 09 Sep 2009, 13:42

And now out. Nice one.

by JKLever Wed 09 Sep 2009, 13:44

My woofing powers never cease... promising player though

by Brass Monkey Wed 09 Sep 2009, 13:49

Aye Lever, you once posted a thread on him.

by JKLever Wed 09 Sep 2009, 13:56

Bollocks, did I.

I *might* have mention him once or twice before though

by Brass Monkey Wed 09 Sep 2009, 13:59

Keep telling yourself that. I find it highly coincidental that you're the founder of his fan club on http://www.yeahsamnortheastisgreatjustaskjkl.com.

by DJ_Smerk Wed 09 Sep 2009, 14:38

Durham Dominating Notts and Chanderpaul hasn't even come to the wicket yet.

186/0. Either its a featherbed in Chester-Le-Street or the Nottinghamshire bowlers are having individual howlers.

by DJ_Smerk Wed 09 Sep 2009, 14:42

Or it might be that Di Venuto and Coetzer are very experienced batsmen at the peak of their Pro-careers... shrug

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 15:02

Horts holding Lancs batting together v Zoiderrr Vaarrrmers, but only just.

by spangler Wed 09 Sep 2009, 15:36

Laxman out for double figures.

Obviously an ani Indian anti northern scumland bias going on from the umpires

by Brass Monkey Wed 09 Sep 2009, 16:04

Getting rinsed by some jazzhand-waving, wideboy, uber-arrogant, over-hyped bunch of perineum-ticklers. Greet.

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 16:43

Be honest though - the skilled perineum tickler is a hard one to resist.

by spangler Wed 09 Sep 2009, 16:47

Takes some skill to avoid tickling what's in the vicinity

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 16:58

Arse?

by spangler Wed 09 Sep 2009, 17:00

Yes. And Cock. Or indeed balls.

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 17:33

Kyle Hogg notches a half. Will the youngster push on from here and make a great career for himself?

Oh,,,, wait ......

by Henry Wed 09 Sep 2009, 17:46

What's his bowling like these days?

by JKLever Wed 09 Sep 2009, 17:49

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 17:50

Pretty uneven.

(To be mild.)

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 18:00

150 up for Paul Horton.

Without him and Hogg, Lancs would have a subsidence notice stuck on them.

by PeterCS Wed 09 Sep 2009, 18:14

Pennant speeding its way to Durham:

Smashing Notts into the ground - 377/1 (off 96 ov)

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