The Wimbledon Thread - anyone for tennis?
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Brass Monkey wrote:There's plenty of women alive and dead that aren't on my list. Angelina Jolie, Mischa Barton, Pink, Christina Aguilera, Lindsey Lohan... loads more.
Angelina was lovely when she was in her early twenties. Which is also the last time she ate.
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I have always felt an 'emotionless, pretentious thunderqunt' vibe from her. Wouldn't touch her with a leftover barbecued sausage.
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With Danny on this. She's a cardboard cutout.
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Brass Monkey wrote:I have always felt an 'emotionless, pretentious thunderqunt' vibe from her. Wouldn't touch her with a leftover barbecued sausage.
I get that vibe from most celebs. Which is their loss, frankly. No wonder they all turn to drugs and Piers Morgan - I'm what they could've won. If only they weren't qunts. And didn't have standards.
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Brass Monkey wrote:I have always felt an 'emotionless, pretentious thunderqunt' vibe from her. Wouldn't touch her with a leftover barbecued sausage.
Obviously given Billy Bob Thornton's already been there.
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I get that vibe from most celebs. Which is their loss, frankly. No wonder they all turn to drugs and Piers Morgan - I'm what they could've won. If only they weren't qunts. And didn't have standards.
Yeah, it's just the extremity of her awful persona that really makes me want to cause violence towards her and she's not even preggo!
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Obviously given Billy Bob Thornton's already been there.
Yeah, what about that whole vial of each other's blood round the neck thing? Unbelivable. That's like special needs gone monumental. Tards.
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Just jealousy Danny.
You always fancied Billy Bob. Don't try to deny it.
You always fancied Billy Bob. Don't try to deny it.
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I notice you didn't put Britney on your list ...
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PeterCS wrote:I notice you didn't put Britney on your list ...
He already ticked her off.
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He still wants to hit her baby one more time
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PeterCS wrote:Just jealousy Danny.
You always fancied Billy Bob. Don't try to deny it.
If he 'Monster's Ball'ed me whilst dressed as Bad Santa...
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He already ticked her off.
If by 'her' you mean the tranny who's an apparent lookeelikee, then yes,
lardbucket wrote:He still wants to hit her baby one more time
TBH, I have been waiting til she's up the duff again. My mate's could do with a good laugh.
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Gosh you wouldn't want to rely on this thread for the tennis score.
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You wouldn't want to rely on this forum for anything.
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I think the Rugby League & AFL threads are usually fairly accurate & the Celebrity Death Thread is quite good if you want to find out anything about dead folk.
One little trick I have discovered about the Rugby League thread is that when Souths are playing you only need to check if Nath has posted to find out the result. If they have won Nath will be busy throwing darts at his Gladiator poster & if they lost he will be straight on here to write "Sucked in Souths". Very reliable is our Nath.
Apart from that, you may have a point.
One little trick I have discovered about the Rugby League thread is that when Souths are playing you only need to check if Nath has posted to find out the result. If they have won Nath will be busy throwing darts at his Gladiator poster & if they lost he will be straight on here to write "Sucked in Souths". Very reliable is our Nath.
Apart from that, you may have a point.
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Brass Monkey wrote:I have always felt an 'emotionless, pretentious thunderqunt' vibe from her. Wouldn't touch her with a leftover barbecued sausage.
I too have always felt an 'emotionless, pretentious thunderqunt' vibe from her. I would however let my standards slip with a leftover barbecued sausage...
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There was about 9 seconds in Beowulf where I was all 'hooah! hooah!' but it dissipated. I put it down to her being a monster, though.
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That's pure eurotophobia
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(possibly aggravated by a touch of helminthophobia)
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PeterCS wrote:That's pure eurotophobia
Hmm, could've been. Could've also been awfulwhoreaphobia.
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Fark me, that Azarenka girl is f*cking annpying with her three second long grunts after every shot. Glad she's out.
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The biggest grunt at Wimbledon this year?
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All the female players are chokers. It's basically a competition to see who can choke the least.
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Licky-Silly-Sicky outbiffed by Biffing Gwyneth.
'Sicki started out full of spunk once again, and clearly on top (3-0) .... but then her first serve collapsed. Gwyneth too excelled in her serve, haemmorhaging double faults like an ad for the Catholic Church. But her long legs and continued biffy-biffing eventually won the day in the returning stakes.
How is it that Gwyneth is so unengaging a character? Is it the supermodel haughtiness? Or is it the Leyton-Hewitt-meets-Gwyneth-Paltrow-meets-hysterical-chicken-meets-Little-Lady-Fauntleroy histrionics whenever she wins a point? Curious, that.
'Sicki started out full of spunk once again, and clearly on top (3-0) .... but then her first serve collapsed. Gwyneth too excelled in her serve, haemmorhaging double faults like an ad for the Catholic Church. But her long legs and continued biffy-biffing eventually won the day in the returning stakes.
How is it that Gwyneth is so unengaging a character? Is it the supermodel haughtiness? Or is it the Leyton-Hewitt-meets-Gwyneth-Paltrow-meets-hysterical-chicken-meets-Little-Lady-Fauntleroy histrionics whenever she wins a point? Curious, that.
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So, the Scot and the Serb tonight?
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Up until Petey and JGK ruined it with tennis talk, the last few pages are all that is gold about Flaming Bails. Absolutely hilarious but completely tangential twaddle.
Keep up the sterling work, lads.
Keep up the sterling work, lads.
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