Formula One 2012

Sucked in Vettel

Will Vettel get the shitty strategies now?

Awful prang at the start.

Think that could be the moment that hands Red Bull another title when we look back at the end of the season...

Actually, Vettel didn't even gain from it in terms of track position, than's actually a Toro Rosso up in the top six which I thought was him!

Grosjean's error. Pretty stupid one too.

Maldonado jump start?

Alonso very lucky there, with the Lotus going right over the top of him. As we saw with Massa a few years ago and one or two in other formulas who weren't so lucky, the driver's head is still the vulnerable part in any form of open wheel racing.

Aye, it didn't seem good when he didn't come out of the car.

Webber seems to be going awfully slowly. Schumacher into third.

Easy win for Button in the end. Still a decent cushion for Alonso in the standings and Raikkonen's just a point off Webber.

WideWally wrote:Awful prang at the start.

That was grouse!!

Schumacher's right turn into the pits in front of Vettel was funny.

How thick must Hamilton be to post telelmetry data publicly.

New rear wing, the blue line and which Button's using, seems to be well poorer in the high downforce sections but got a distinct speed advantage in the straights. Guess they'll have this for Monza and maybe Interlagos, but it will be wasted in the new tracks.

The cut off one at the top may be DRS as it's positive whenever there's acceleration (qualifying telemetry), then speed, then the steering angle, time gap, Gear step, and I think the bottom's throttle and braking pressures.

I'm bored

Why would he do that? Is he a Twitter whore?

More a twitter sook.

The thing is, and he'll be aware of it, it's the most rudimentary data and doesn't show too much about the car's sensitive details, both mechanical and aerodynamic. Got to be basic if I could understand it. He's just being a whinging twat more than anything.

Guess he'll not give an arse if he is indeed heading off to Mercedes.

His team bosses shirley wouldn't be pleased? So he did this as an attempt to excuse poor performance i.e. "it's not my fault - look at this shit"?

Aye, on both counts. He twitter posted this and was asked to delete it. And the red dotted line shows that he struggled over the straight lines and the fast corners where all the necessary grip/control of the car would be generated by aerodynamic forces rather than slowing down by braking,

What a show pony.

But I guess I'm not bonking Nicole Scherzinger.

Harsh on Vettel that drive through.

And Button gone.

Perez goes apeshit and Massa's suddenly a few tenths slower.

Caps off a shitty race for Red Bull. Hamilton second in the Drivers standings. Awesome drive by Perez.

Good little driver, Perez. Should be at a better team, when you consider the passengers Red Bull and Ferrari carry as their second drivers.

Said to be off to Ferrari next year.

Probably not while Massa is happy playing Alonso's bitch boy.

Considering the amount Massa bends over, not just to Alonso, it'd be a wonder if he didn't have AIDS.

Well done to the prancing show pony. And Mark Webber is shit - that is all.

Three races while the Olympic and Paralympic flames were burning in London, all of them won by British drivers...