Re: The Football Thread - 2011/12 (II)

by Zat Wed 25 Apr 2012, 00:36

Prince William?

by G.Wood Wed 25 Apr 2012, 00:56

The welsh aren't much chop at this trivia malarkey

by Brass Monkey Wed 25 Apr 2012, 09:02

Dello wrote:Gary Neville spraying his shorts.

It gets better with every listen. And by better I mean more Alan Partridge.

I couldn't believe it when I heard... I thought a tomcat had exploded his bollocks.

The best thing of the entire night.

by Brass Monkey Wed 25 Apr 2012, 09:04

DJ_Smerk wrote:Guess who made it onto the BBC live updates?

G.Wood wrote:Ashley Giles??

My favourite thing on this thread.

by Brass Monkey Wed 25 Apr 2012, 09:08

Terry is a total cock. He did deserve to get sent off. BUT isn't Alexis Sanchez an absolutely mincing little qunt? It was like he'd been shot. Literally, it's like someone had sniped the back of his knee, when in essence it was a churlish little knee from some thuggy joke of a human.

Everything I hate about Barcelona and Spanish football RIGHT there.

by Paul Keating Wed 25 Apr 2012, 09:51

So Messi has missed 8 of 33 penalties for Barca.

by LeFromage Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:10

Paul Keating wrote:So Messi has missed 8 of 33 penalties for Barca.

He's no Matt Le Tissier.

by beamer Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:18

Wonder if anyone has dared suggest he stops taking them? Not that there's a particularly obvious replacement.

by Guest Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:21

F*cking weather just took my TV out just as Real had missed two penalties....

by Brass Monkey Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:34

Whoda picked Bayern / Chelsea? Not me.

Can't say I'm not glad though.

by Guest Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:41

I would have probably preferred Madrid V Chelsea because then I wouldn't have minded who won. Now I'm forced to support Chelsea because of Ze Germans.

by Brass Monkey Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:42

I like Ze Chermans... You know where I'm going with the rest of this story

by LeFromage Thu 26 Apr 2012, 00:09

beamer wrote:Wonder if anyone has dared suggest he stops taking them? Not that there's a particularly obvious replacement.

No - Messi gets what Messi wants. That's why they don't have a centre forward anymore: Leo wanted to play through the middle, so Barca had to make a choice between him and Ibrahimovic (or a complete tactical overhaul that suited them both) as to who they wanted to keep happy.

It's worked out fine for Messi. He scores all their goals now. Sure, they're compromised by not playing an actual striker, but he's enjoying himself, so everyone wins. Or he does anyway.

by Guest Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:13

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17855980

What a sook.

by Brass Monkey Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:05

Must be an ultra-chore, being the Barca manager. Like, a bigger chore than whacking off gorillas all day.

Where the f*ck is Laz BTW? He came here all 'Yeah, Derbs.. ooh"... WTF is he to comment on his home team, Barcelona? Numpty. Sherbert. Herpy derp.

by tricycle Fri 27 Apr 2012, 04:35

The wonder will be that they'll hire Luis Enrique and play the same way.

by Guest Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:34

Brass Monkey wrote:Must be an ultra-chore, being the Barca manager. Like, a bigger chore than whacking off gorillas all day.

Where the f*ck is Laz BTW? He came here all 'Yeah, Derbs.. ooh"... WTF is he to comment on his home team, Barcelona? Numpty. Sherbert. Herpy derp.

His abscence is certainly conspicuous.

by lardbucket Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:45

could just be having a poo

by LeFromage Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:45

Yeeeeeoooooouuuuuussssssaaiiinnnttttssssssaaaaahhhhh!!!

Straight back down. But hey.

by PeterCS Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:01

Brass Monkey wrote:... a bigger chore than whacking off gorillas all day.

Dello wrote:Yeeeeeoooooouuuuuussssssaaiiinnnttttssssssaaaaahhhhh!!!

.....

by Basil Sun 29 Apr 2012, 09:00

Liverpool win an away game - that's it then, nailed-on certs for the Prem next year.

by tricycle Sun 29 Apr 2012, 09:35

PeterCS wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:... a bigger chore than whacking off gorillas all day.

Dello wrote:Yeeeeeoooooouuuuuussssssaaiiinnnttttssssssaaaaahhhhh!!!

.....

or

lardbucket wrote:could just be having a poo

Newcastle were shite yesterday, awful.

by skully Sun 29 Apr 2012, 11:12

Basil wrote:Liverpool win an away game - that's it then, nailed-on certs for the Prem next year.

Tidy hattrick by Suarez, including his Beckham-esque chip-the-keeper-from-near-half-way effort for his 3rd.

by DJ_Smerk Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:38

Suarez's third goal was mesmerising. Not often I say that about the man. However that was sublime.

Ruddy off his line, boom. Eat my goal. Or something in the Spanish equivalent.

by LeFromage Sun 29 Apr 2012, 20:22

FA approach Woy Hodgson to take over their pub side.

The Ukwaine, Fwance and Sweden are said to be bwicking it.

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