Re: India v England, 3rd Test, Kolkata, 5-9 December, 2012

by Brass Monkey Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:31

lardbucket wrote:
I am torn between approval of India's misfortune and dismay at England's supremacy. Hopefully the unexpected success will go to the England players heads, and their necks and backs will succumb to the strain of all the MBEs and other sundry glittering awards given to them.

Isn't it better that our heads swell?

It means when you bunch of bashful, unassuming, down-to-earth types come over and win the Ashes, it'll be a victory for good old-fashioned modesty.

by Brass Monkey Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:32

I mean, I love Nicky C's solid play, but the man does love a block doesn't he? Wink

by Red Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:32

doctorspin wrote:
tricycle wrote:Nice pic, Drspin.
Well Red and Taips seem to be into breasts. I thought I'd share the delights of the Caribbean, where for my sins I find myself; and work colleagues as illustrated. Still, someone has to do the work down here.

I'm not but I know a few of you guys are. Given that most of you think I write tripe, at least the titillation factor might induce you to spend longer on my posts. Smile

by Brass Monkey Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:34

Red wrote:I'm not but I know a few of you guys are. Given that most of you think I write tripe, at least the titillation factor might induce you to spend longer on my posts.

I doubt that even an avatar of one sexy bird getting drilled by another sexy bird with a strap-on would induce that.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:36

F*cking C*nts.

by taipan Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:37

Brass Monkey wrote:
Red wrote:I'm not but I know a few of you guys are. Given that most of you think I write tripe, at least the titillation factor might induce you to spend longer on my posts.

I doubt that even an avatar of one sexy bird getting drilled by another sexy bird with a strap-on would induce that.

Isn't that her current avatar?

by furriner Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:37

tricycle wrote:F*cking C*nts.

Yes, I would say that's a judicious statement.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:40

Sagacity, and the Kolkata crowd have gone soft. Where are the bloody bottles? No way Monty would've been uninjured in the nineties.

by Brass Monkey Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:42

taipan wrote:
Isn't that her current avatar?

*checks*

No.

You must get someone to teach you about porn.

I'm too busy, though.

by Brass Monkey Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:48

We're really, really taking liberties with India in the field. India are just letting us. I just can't see Duncan Fletcher allowing this poorness - he obviously hasn't got the power to whip these qunts into shape.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:55

Both spinners have been outcrapping Swann yesterday. Terribly shite, and I mean it as a compliment.

by skully Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:58

Chef looks quite impassable ATM.

by skully Thu 06 Dec 2012, 07:59

And young Compton (is he young?) looks pretty solid as well.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:01

Not really, nearing 30 now. He's really going well.

by skully Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:07

Cheers t.

And I know it's been discussed, but jeez Ouija has developed a real flick of the elbow since I last saw him in a series. Or is it a wrist flick that just looks like a chuck?

by Brass Monkey Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:07

skully wrote:And young Compton (is he young?) looks pretty solid as well.

He's young to me.

by Brass Monkey Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:07

skully wrote:Cheers t.

And I know it's been discussed, but jeez Ouija has developed a real flick of the elbow since I last saw him in a series. Or is it a wrist flick that just looks like a chuck?

Ask Chiv Aug.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:12

skully wrote:Cheers t.

And I know it's been discussed, but jeez Ouija has developed a real flick of the elbow since I last saw him in a series. Or is it a wrist flick that just looks like a chuck?

Definitely looks dodgy.

by Red Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:17

tricycle wrote:
skully wrote:Cheers t.

And I know it's been discussed, but jeez Ouija has developed a real flick of the elbow since I last saw him in a series. Or is it a wrist flick that just looks like a chuck?
Definitely looks dodgy.

The Indian bowling is so poor they should be allowed to bowl in a kinky manner to give them a chance.

by SG Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:17

Thats tea.

Yet another session to Eng, they've won all 5 sessions in this test and I'd be really surprised to see any other result apart from Eng victory.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:21

Red wrote:
tricycle wrote:
skully wrote:Cheers t.

And I know it's been discussed, but jeez Ouija has developed a real flick of the elbow since I last saw him in a series. Or is it a wrist flick that just looks like a chuck?
Definitely looks dodgy.

The Indian bowling is so poor they should be allowed to bowl in a kinky manner to give them a chance.

Or we could loan our unknown third spinner to Australia to improve their spin.

If only we had a fast bowler to compare.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:53

Nice innings by Compton, and we're f*cked.

by baggygreen Thu 06 Dec 2012, 08:55

Gotta admit that when I clicked on the cricinfo scoreboard I thought England were all out for 127.

Good to see its not the case I guess. 500 a target here.

by furriner Thu 06 Dec 2012, 09:07

Cricket is an overrated game anyway.

by tricycle Thu 06 Dec 2012, 09:09

Isn't it that irritating insect? Never heard of the sport.

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