English Domestic Season 2016

horace wrote:

Aditya wrote:Sobers? Was he like the ersatz Yuvi?

Wash your mouth out.

Sobers remains a titan of the game and is most humble as a person.

Yuvi is a flea of the game and a loud mouthed braggart.

Aditya = Trolly McTrollington = Trollster McTrollface

skully wrote:So, someone tell me about Rob Keogh. The Northpants man is going through Glams like dose of epsom salts.

Dobbing part-time off-spinner. 9/52 represents around a quarter of his entire career wicket haul.

How's Newton and Terry going?

skully wrote:

horace wrote:

Aditya wrote:Sobers? Was he like the ersatz Yuvi?

Wash your mouth out.

Sobers remains a titan of the game and is most humble as a person.

Yuvi is a flea of the game and a loud mouthed braggart.

Aditya = Trolly McTrollington = Trollster McTrollface

I thought it was quite a nice 'salute' to a thread started by Trev some years ago (when he Trevved Yuvi).

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:So, someone tell me about Rob Keogh. The Northpants man is going through Glams like dose of epsom salts.

Dobbing part-time off-spinner. 9/52 represents around a quarter of his entire career wicket haul.

Cheers D. Would explain why I've never heard of him.

Keogh's nine wickets are a dark poo stain on Division 2 County cricket.

Somerset should have declared earlier in what is a must-win match if they are to keep their title hopes alive.

embee wrote:How's Newton and Terry going?

Newton isn't doing as well as he should do. But, he seems to be starting to thrive in the opening slot. Can't believe how inconsistent he can be.

Brass Monkey wrote:

skully wrote:So, someone tell me about Rob Keogh. The Northpants man is going through Glams like dose of epsom salts.

Dobbing part-time off-spinner. 9/52 represents around a quarter of his entire career wicket haul.

I have to wonder what sort of wicket this was on. I watched Keogh bowl on the last day of the Worcs. V Northants game. It might reasonably be expected that a finger-spinner might get a smidgeon of turn on the last day of a game, I don't think Keogh got a single ball off the straight.

Brass Monkey wrote:

embee wrote:How's Newton and Terry going?

Newton isn't doing as well as he should do. But, he seems to be starting to thrive in the opening slot. Can't believe how inconsistent he can be.

cheers

Breaking news: Peter Moores becomes Nottinghamshire's Head Coach on a three-year contract.

What happens to Mick Newell then? Leicestershire are after a new coach, so that's a possibility.

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Sweet Jesus!! Zummerzet 9-87.

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skully wrote:Sweet Jesus!! Zummerzet 9-87.

Somerset 95
Bears 123
Somerset 41/1

The Pitch Inspectors cometh

This could cost Somerset 15 points if it is shown that they have produced a sub-standard pitch. Judging by their side (three spinners) they knew what to expect.

I blame Mudge....a Zummer's man

FFS, any pitch that shows a smidgeon of turn these days is labelled a "poor pitch". No wonder England isn't producing any quality spinners.

For so long Taunton has been accused of being too flat. Suddenly it does something and the pitch inspectors are interested. I mean, what the f*ck would actually make people happy?

Hat trick to Jake Ball in his first over v the Muddlingsexies. But Read only gave him two overs. WTF.

What sort of no shot to a hatrick ball was that from Compton???


It may have been too dark for a fast bowler , h

Tahir and Fat sam bowled the last two overs

fairy nuff

Henry wrote:FFS, any pitch that shows a smidgeon of turn these days is labelled a "poor pitch". No wonder England isn't producing any quality spinners.

For so long Taunton has been accused of being too flat. Suddenly it does something and the pitch inspectors are interested. I mean, what the f*ck would actually make people happy?

Looking at the match report on Cricinfo, it would appear that swing accounted for a fair few of the wickets as well as poor shot selection

Has Duckett been trevved yet?

No, I think he's safe.

Danny has been on his case for a while, but Trev has sensibly refrained from anointing him with that particularly potent kiss of death.

Banjo Wozzie McMuffin gets a 10-fer v Worcs. Barbadian Miguel Cummins (a Cummins who can actually play a game??!!) takes 7-84 in the Sussex 1st innings.

I thought it was awfully sporting of us to lose our last five wickets for five runs just when we could have batted Sussex out of the game. Sums up our season.

Boofjr trying to help dizzy keep yok=rks head above water