Big Bash Borathon 2016/17

JGK wrote:Nice catch last night by the security guard.

Straight down his Throat.

horace wrote:Are there really people watching the babel at home who have kfc buckets on their heads?

I have seen the ad with the 'dad' wearing one. I've also seen people at the babel wearing buckets. I have assumed these folk are paid.

I fear they are just fu*kwits.

Bucket on head catches were from two seasons ago

"To enter and qualify for a prize eligible participants must be the first person at an Eligible Match located
in the lower tier of the stadium to cleanly ‘catch a six’ on the full hit by a cricket player during the Eligible
Match as part of normal game play, while wearing a KFC bucket on their head. The ball must not
bounce off a structure, ground or other person/s before being caught, in order for the related catch to be
deemed eligible for a prize. KFC buckets are available at KFC stores and limited numbers will be
handed in the stadium of each Eligible Match.
6. Each eligible person who qualifies for a prize (in accordance with these Terms and Conditions) will each
win a Dick Smith 47.5’ LED TV and Philips 5.1 Channel Sound System valued at $1,000."

Ta. Unfortunately I think the young spinner may need his action corrected.

JGK wrote:Nice catch last night by the security guard.

getting his 15 seconds of fame like 'watermelon boy'

D'Arcy Short looks like a real thrashing machine. 40 off 14 balls so far.

A gem from Flem

" That cricket needs Benny Hill music"

shit running ....botched take ...overthrow ...misfield and kick the ball ....another overthrow

Blackadder wrote:

JGK wrote:Nice catch last night by the security guard.

Straight down his Throat.

[From] We'll have none of that sort of stuff on a family forum, Mr Adder. Thank you. Carry on. [/From]

embee wrote:A gem from Flem

" That cricket needs Benny Hill music"

shit running ....botched take ...overthrow  ...misfield and kick the ball ....another overthrow

Just add letch with crossed eyes and tongue half out, pursued by stereotype "lovelies".

Big Dog wrote:D'Arcy Short looks like a real thrashing machine. 40 off 14 balls so far.

Oooo-ARRRR, did eee say "threshin' machine"?

Oh.

Johnson looked sharp tonight.

Highlight of last night was Punter singing the Barmy Army song about M Waugh.

2nded.

the catching has been terrible all tournament thus far.

Last night we had Willey bowling to Head.

Shame Hannan Sakar wasn't playing. Or BJ commentating.

In the Snoozy version of the Babel

Wellington have sent two players home for going out on the piss the night before a game

Dernbach opted to phark off back to England and Gulbis was finished anyway

Are the Perth Scrunchies winning yet?

Has the gnome passed his audition to usurp Boof, click the heels of his shiny boots of leather and rule oz cricket into a new Reich?

Basil wrote:

Big Dog wrote:Apparently it starts tonight. Does anyone care?

5 matches are being shown live on Channel 5 over here. It'll be interesting to see what the viewing figures are, given that diehards like me want Cricket back on terrestrial TV.

Seen any yet ?. I would think there would be some interest given that there are nine English players involved.

I Ron starred!v

JGK wrote:Last night we had Willey bowling to Head.

Shame Hannan Sakar wasn't playing.  Or BJ commentating.

P Cummins and P Handscomb not make it?

I suppose this guy was past it: http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/player/20426.html

HTF did he play nearly 90 FC matches?

[quote=embee]In the Snoozy version of the Babel

Wellington have sent two players home for going out on the piss the night before a game

Dernbach opted to phark off back to England and Gulbis was finished anyway [/quote]

Just when I thought we had seen the back of him.

Fulfilling every stereotype about Perth, I Ron Belf has become the future of the Perth Scrunchies. How much light can a small low watt bulb shine.

Once the future, now encapsulating the history of Pomgolian cricket, the Belfard is the gift that continues to give.

Going to be a short game at Bellerive tonight. Hilfy is on a hat trick against his former team.

Maxwell batting normally and still ended up with a strike rate of 200. Shame he can't bat with this mindset all the time.