England v NZ, 3rd Test, Trent Bridge, 5th-9th June

Ah. That's more like it:

29.6 Mills to Strauss, OUT, and there's his demise, after leaving them alone he goes chasing another wide one, and I mean pretty wide, only to flash a thick outside-edge off the end of bat that is gobbled up at head height by Taylor at a wide lone slip
AJ Strauss c Taylor b Mills 37 (97b 5x4 0x6) SR: 38.14

TB didn't seem that bad last year.

Right you sunflower seed balls, rabbit in the headlights, rat faced thunderqunt!

Show us what your made of!!

Bell gone.

LOL.

What a farkin surprise!

Get back to the hutch and go gobble for your place in the SA series you ***********************************************************!!!!

WHAT A F*CKING SHITBAG AND VAUGHAN WILL STILL QUOTE HIS F*CKING MEDIOCRE AVERAGE AS SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A QUNT!!!!!!!! WHAT A QUNT!!!!!!!! F*CK YOU, YOU RAT-FACED UTTER PUSSY!!!!!!

Thank You Ian Ronald Bell.

holcs wrote:What a farkin surprise!

Get back to the hutch and go gobble for your place in the SA series you ***********************************************************!!!!

Oh shit, does this mean you might pick a batsman against us?

Now Collingwood goes. What a joke. Thre HAS to be changes for the next test. There just HAS to be, otherwise i'll probably write a letter of complaint to the ECB or something similarly passionate but pointless.

Wobbles gone as well.

No abuse required for him, he's just out of touch..

Can I reiterate however:

WHAT A F*CKING SHITBAG AND VAUGHAN WILL STILL QUOTE HIS F*CKING MEDIOCRE AVERAGE AS SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A QUNT!!!!!!!! WHAT A QUNT!!!!!!!! F*CK YOU, YOU RAT-FACED UTTER PUSSY!!!!!!

We're dooooooooooooooooooooooomed, dooooooooooooooooooooooooomed I tell ye!

Oh f*ck this. Michael 'shows we're playing well' Vaughan will make up some other false conceited BULLSHIT about this 'great side'.

KP may as well hit out.

O'Brien 2 for 14? you gotta be kidding me.

KP's hitting out. Fair play.

You gotto know that we will win this game, because they really are shoite.

And it'll be we know we need to score more 400's, BUT we have just won 5 out of 6 tests!!!

THUNDERQUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cricinfo wrote:Will chirps up again from Trent Bridge: "England lost 3 for 2 in 13 balls. Perhaps the mediocre crowd knew something before we did; it's still only half-full. Pietersen hundred, anyone?"

Well, that probably means Pietersen will be out in the next 5 overs.

The wicket looks flat. KP and Ambrose more than capable of putting a big partnership together though, and the circumstances ripe for KP to go beserk, so all is not lost.

leg glancer wrote:The wicket looks flat. KP and Ambrose more than capable of putting a big partnership together though, and the circumstances ripe for KP to go beserk, so all is not lost.

Uhhh. Yeah. The wicket does look flat. The ball happens to be deviating however.

Ambrose has already lasted for longer than Bell and Colly Combined

Ton up.

What's the deal with KP? I can understand being cautious, but he's being a bit ridiculous.

Brass Monkey wrote:WHAT A F*CKING SHITBAG AND VAUGHAN WILL STILL QUOTE HIS F*CKING MEDIOCRE AVERAGE AS SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A QUNT!!!!!!!! WHAT A QUNT!!!!!!!! F*CK YOU, YOU RAT-FACED UTTER PUSSY!!!!!!

PMSL

doremi wrote:What's the deal with KP? I can understand being cautious, but he's being a bit ridiculous.

36.1 O'Brien to Pietersen, 2 runs, Pietersen goes inside out with a shot you can't really describe as convincing, a thick outside edge from a would-be cover drive clunks off just in front of point and is well chased down

It's been a funny series with both batting line ups starting after the fall of the 4th wicket.

I'm sure the selectors will still find a logically safe excuse to keep Bopara and Shah out the team.