English Domestic Season 2015

It's a triumvirate of note

Just what is going on with Jesse Ryder's bowling? He's picking up sticks for kicks. Mentalism.

71 wickets @ 21 in England. Batshit insanity.

Brass Monkey wrote:71 wickets @ 21 in England. Batshit insanity.

Does he have a British relative?

Don't all the ex-cons have a British relative way back?

Not sure we ever sent convicts to New Zealand did we? Still, guess most (non-Maori and Pacific Islander) Kiwis do have British roots.

He'd need to qualify. He's got the excessive drinking part down, but he's got all his vowels mixed up. He sounds like a cross between Gareth Gates and Grace Jones. I simply won't allow it.

I like Grace Jones and we didn't send cons to Un Zud, I apologise for my confused state.

Another hundred for Jonny Bairstow. 5 in 7 matches (plus 3 x 50s).

The boy's on fire. Or that might just be his hair.

Congrats to Bairstow.

Now time to get back into the big leagues and show us that you no longer play around the straight ball, get hit by the short ball and are therefore worthy of supplanting for good the Bellmeister.

Bairstow has a lot in common with Ballance when it comes to playing the short stuff. He just doesn't seem to react and it thuds into him before he's even picked it up.

Perhaps they just breed them dim-witted in Yorkshire. See also: Tim Bresnan.

Dello wrote:Bairstow has a lot in common with Ballance when it comes to playing the short stuff. He just doesn't seem to react and it thuds into him before he's even picked it up.

Perhaps they just breed them dim-witted in Yorkshire. See also: Tim Bresnan.

It used to work for Brian Close - no chest guard, helmet, nowt. And he'd just stare back at the bowler. Nails. Fooking nails, lad.

Well timed return to form from Little Jimmy as well.

Alviro Petersen and Ashwell Prince share a 501-run stand for Lancs... either of them qualified for England yet?

Glenn Maxwell was dropped for 'unprofessional behavior' in Yorkshires defeat of Birmingham in the Natwest T20 comp. Coach Gillespie refused to elaborate.
...prolly another night on the turps gone wrong.

Couple of days ago, now. But wtf was Azharullah doing?

tricycle wrote:Couple of days ago, now. But wtf was Azharullah doing?

One of the biggest brain fades I've ever seen. I'm not saying we'd have won, but to get another 39 off of 13 or whatever behemoth it was, it was bloody costly. Honestly, no-one knows what he was thinking... all whiteys look the same?

What happened?

http://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/9924310/paul-collingwood-gets-a-luck-escape-as-azharullah-runs-out-the-wrong-man

Can you see this? F*cking insane - Collingwood on 97, some no mark on f*ck all, Collingwood running to his end, had given up the ghost - he throws it to the keeper's end to run out the shitmuncher. Batshit crazy, at any level.

If you can't see the top one, you can hopefully see this one:

http://you4vid.com/2015/07/26/paul-collingwood-gets-a-lucky-escape-as-azharullah-runs-out-the-wrong-man/

Ridiculous!

Just hope it wasn't part of something pre-scripted... you never know with this sort of match in the early stages of a competition.

Brass Monkey wrote:http://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/9924310/paul-collingwood-gets-a-luck-escape-as-azharullah-runs-out-the-wrong-man

Can you see this? F*cking insane - Collingwood on 97, some no mark on f*ck all, Collingwood running to his end, had given up the ghost - he throws it to the keeper's end to run out the shitmuncher. Batshit crazy, at any level.

If you can't see the top one, you can hopefully see this one:

http://you4vid.com/2015/07/26/paul-collingwood-gets-a-lucky-escape-as-azharullah-runs-out-the-wrong-man/

Ridiculous!

That was seriously funny. I loved the way Collingwood rubbed it in by shaking his hand.

Less than ept!

Yeah, I thought it was a decent humorous touch to shake his hand. Apt, as well though, it was Collingwood's highest score in 12 million List 'A' matches...... As for being pre-scripted - on Sky, with the most idiotic of choices made? Not on your nelly.

May well have been apt; I was merely fooling with a comedic oppositional form of inept ...

(not eptly or adeptly it seems)

One-day hundreds for Roy and, finally, James Vince. Let's hope his season can begin, now.