Australia v England, 2nd T20I, Melbourne, 31 January, 2014
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Australia v England, 2nd T20I, Melbourne, 31 January, 2014
Aus started the hit and giggle series well. Can England strike back?
Changes?
Changes?
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Fock Danny Bresbach right off. Bopara is good for four, Broad is good for four. Tredwell, Finn and Jordan. It is simple.... whoaaa - HA HA HA HA HAAAAA... check this: Bell breaks ranks with IPL bid
Oh my god, shit... shit that is so funny.
Oh my god, shit... shit that is so funny.
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Not as funny as FS Patel being offered at the highest amount along with a bunch of other cricketers who aren't dog shit.
I'm going to predict Sam will remain unsold.
I'm going to predict Sam will remain unsold.
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I think Tsolikile put his name forward last year. Even the bannies ain't that stupid.
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skully wrote:Aus started the hit and giggle series well. Can England strike back?
Changes?
I don't know about England but Australia needs to get rid Hazlewood for a start and while they are at it, someone should give no show a swift kick in the goolies & tell him if he ever plays that farking reverse sweep again he will lose them.
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By the way, how farming stupid is it for CA to say kids are free to these games but then schedule them to finish at 11pm.
Was thinking about taking BabyK1 to the game on Sunday but we wouldn't be home until midnight and he has school the next day.
Morons.
Was thinking about taking BabyK1 to the game on Sunday but we wouldn't be home until midnight and he has school the next day.
Morons.
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No, we aren't. We can spot talent from miles away, Siphe Mzaidume's the star of this auction.taipan wrote:I think Tsolikile put his name forward last year. Even the bannies ain't that stupid.
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tricycle wrote:No, we aren't. We can spot talent from miles away, Siphe Mzaidume's the star of this auction.taipan wrote:I think Tsolikile put his name forward last year. Even the bannies ain't that stupid.
Have you ever seen Tsolikile and Mzaidume. In the same room?
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Has anyone seen mzaidume in any room? Apart from the award he received from the Aussie PM that is.
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Brass Monkey wrote:Fock Danny Bresbach right off. Bopara is good for four, Broad is good for four. Tredwell, Finn and Jordan. It is simple.... whoaaa - HA HA HA HA HAAAAA... check this: Bell breaks ranks with IPL bid
Oh my god, shit... shit that is so funny.
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant on so many levels!
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What's Brezzy Lad's price?
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PeterCS wrote:What's Brezzy Lad's price?
Cup of Yorks Tea and a pile of Eccles cakes!
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Is "Eccles cakes" a euphemism?
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I think that proves his worth in our eyes!
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holcs wrote:PeterCS wrote:What's Brezzy Lad's price?
Cup of Yorks Tea and a pile of Eccles cakes!
I'll buy him for that.
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What's Brezzie's price? I'd say... probably 11 pictures of Giles Clarke getting pegged by Pat Butcher.
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Changes to the England team:
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now that is unkind Mr Pieman
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It's so grim you have to try to find some humour in the situation. The grim reaper and The Black Death seemed entirely appropriate.
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C'mon...there are +'s from this tour for the poms
Morgan, Stokes, Sturat, Ballance and clearing of crickets version of kindling - Chin, Bresnan and Prior
Morgan, Stokes, Sturat, Ballance and clearing of crickets version of kindling - Chin, Bresnan and Prior
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Bresnan isn't the kindling, as he hasn't gone away.
Perhaps he's the fat in the drip tray, under the barbecue? Always good for another sputtering flame, but highly likely to burn the newcomers.
Perhaps he's the fat in the drip tray, under the barbecue? Always good for another sputtering flame, but highly likely to burn the newcomers.
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I can't believe England played Root and left Stokes on the bench.
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aye to both lardy and Skully...maybe pig 'n' 'a' poke was injured...thought Root was not the worst tho he dropped a dolly
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BBC Cricket website:
Stuart Broad defends Ben Stokes's England T20 omission
England Twenty20 captain Stuart Broad said maintaining a settled team was the reason for not selecting Ben Stokes for the opening T20 loss against Australia.
Stokes scored 120 in his second Ashes Test and was England's leading wicket-taker with 10 in the one-day series.
"Ben has been a form player but in T20 over the last 18 months we've done some wonderful things," Broad explained. "Consistency is an important thing in sport - but we'll reassess; when you lose games you've got to find a way to win."
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