Re: Australia v England, 2nd T20I, Melbourne, 31 January, 2014

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:44

Little girlie two-step by Dirtbag to save his feet as ShyT blasted one back.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:46

0-48 off 5.

by Brass Monkey Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:47

Oh Jade Birdshat, how do you do it?

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:48

Brezzy gets Lark. 1-48.

by Big Dog Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:49

Finch unlucky.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50

Just where did NoShow get his "Hero" reputation? He's made 122 runs at 17 with a HS of 27, FFS.

by JGK Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:50

Can any of our English friends here tell us what Jade Dernbach actually does?

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:51

Brass Monkey wrote:Oh Jade Birdshat, how do you do it?

Just natural talent.

by JGK Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:51

Are the Aussies just going to send out the Vixen tonight?

by Henry Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:55

What a bunch of f*cktards.

by Big Dog Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:56

Maxwell = dickhead

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:56

NoShow doesn't show, as usual. 2-53.

by G.Wood Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:56

Big Dog wrote:Maxwell = dickhead

Where's he from?

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:57

JGK wrote:Can any of our English friends here tell us what Jade Dernbach actually does?

CIM, DFK, GFE, MILD DOM, OWO, RIM, WS, A

Rates:

One Hour (outcall) £300 / (incall) £300+Taxi
90 Minute £400 / £400+Taxi
2 Hour £500 / £600+Taxi
Additional Hours £200 / £200
Dinner Date £N/A / £700+Taxi
12 Hours £N/A / £1500
24 Hours £N/A / £2800

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:04

Big hit by Beetle.

by Henry Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:06

Seriously...honestly.....is this actually a worse England team than anything we produced in the 90s? At least we had the likes of Stewart, Athers, and Goughie back then. Oh yeah, and Fraser, Caddick...... I think we actually had more talent in the 90s than we do now.

by Henry Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:08

And the likes of Hales and Wright have been belting Australian bowlers everywhere for fun in the Big Bash. Isn't it amazing how when they have an England shirt on, they get all tentative.

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:13

Henry wrote:And the likes of Hales and Wright have been belting Australian bowlers everywhere for fun in the Big Bash. Isn't it amazing how when they have an England shirt on, they get all tentative.

Or the Big Bash is a load of mediocre piss in a party dress, like every other T20 competition around the world.

by Henry Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:14

Just quietly though, Broad's captaincy isn't completely terrible. At least he realises England NEED to take wickets now. If this was Cook it would be five out on the boundary, and no catching men in sight.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:16

Monster from Beetle.

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:16

Dello wrote:What are we predicting? Inside 10 overs?

I reckon they'll get them in 10.4.

Gah, can't they get anything right?

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:17

Chaffbag bowling shit.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:18

How thick is Dirtbag?

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:19

A lazy 18 from 3 halftrackers and a half volley

by Henry Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:20

I don't know what's more embarrassing- Dernbach's bowling, or the fact that England keep picking him.

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