Re: Australia v England, 2nd T20I, Melbourne, 31 January, 2014

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21

Good 50 by ShyT.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:22

Beetle likes the look of Tredders.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:25

Cracking 50 by Beetle.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:26

Now Ravi drops a c&b.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:30

All over!! Match and series.

Well done boys.

So Smog MoM for his 4-30? Cool

by Big Dog Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:31

All over. Great captains knock by Beetle.

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:33

Scary.

by skully Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:39

skully wrote:So Smog MoM for his 4-30?

by Henry Nolonga Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:39

Dello wrote:
JGK wrote:Can any of our English friends here tell us what Jade Dernbach actually does?

CIM, DFK, GFE, MILD DOM, OWO, RIM, WS, A

Rates:

One Hour (outcall) £300 / (incall) £300+Taxi
90 Minute £400 / £400+Taxi
2 Hour £500 / £600+Taxi
Additional Hours £200 / £200
Dinner Date £N/A / £700+Taxi
12 Hours £N/A / £1500
24 Hours £N/A / £2800

Although i must admit i had to look a few of them up on Urban Dictionary.

Still, prices seem on the high side for what you get.

by Big Dog Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:41

skully wrote:
skully wrote:So Smog MoM for his 4-30?

Charity

by Brass Monkey Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:42

Big Dog wrote:
skully wrote:
skully wrote:So Smog MoM for his 4-30?

Charity

Which, coincidentally, is Jade Dernbach's escort pseudonym.

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:50

Brass Monkey wrote:
Big Dog wrote:
skully wrote:
skully wrote:So Smog MoM for his 4-30?

Charity

Which, coincidentally, is Jade Dernbach's escort pseudonym.

Australia v England, 2nd T20I, Melbourne, 31 January, 2014 - Page 7 Jade-d10

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:54

On the plus side, England can't lose any more series on this tour.

So, that's a thing.

by LeFromage Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:59

England drop down to 8th in the ICC T20 rankings (who knew there was such a thing?)

But weirdly the justification for not changing their side to accommodate the likes of Stokes and Jordan was that the team was doing brilliantly.

Yeah - this is the Gilo era I thought was coming...

by holcs Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:36

Well, that was pretty embarrassing.

Good to see the gurning club hacker do it again in England colours. He is the Frank Lampard of English Cricket.

As for not picking Stokes again, they really are completely farkwits, especially keeping in Dernbach and Bresnan.

Being outplayed is one thing, but it is inexcusable to not pick your best team before a ball is bowled.

Just dreadful! suicide

by PeterCS Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:50

"egregiously unimpressive clown troupe".
"surpassing any definition of mediocrity".
"Band of the damned".
"Wretched ragbag crew".
"Apologies for a (drunk) pub side".

I'm running out of substitute devices to kick the swearing habit.

Having just been caned within an inch of their lives by the Aus Fourths - or is it Seniors Second XI - I wonder if this 'England' team would get past Kenya.

Maybe if they conned the Kenyans into thinking it was a T20 when they went out to bat, then played a Test.

But if Giles had anything to do with it, that would go wheelybin-shaped too, no doubt. The Kenyans would go out and make 300, and win by an innings and 20 as England folded twice like a bad meringue in a hurricane.

by PeterCS Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:51

holcs wrote:Well, that was pretty embarrassing.

Good to see the gurning club hacker do it again in England colours. He is the Frank Lampard of English Cricket.

As for not picking Stokes again, they really are completely farkwits, especially keeping in Dernbach and Bresnan.

Being outplayed is one thing, but it is inexcusable to not pick your best team before a ball is bowled.

Just dreadful!

Give us a clue which one you mean. It's a guessing game with low odds otherwise.

(Wright, right?)

by holcs Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:08

PeterCS wrote:
holcs wrote:Well, that was pretty embarrassing.

Good to see the gurning club hacker do it again in England colours. He is the Frank Lampard of English Cricket.

As for not picking Stokes again, they really are completely farkwits, especially keeping in Dernbach and Bresnan.

Being outplayed is one thing, but it is inexcusable to not pick your best team before a ball is bowled.

Just dreadful!

Give us a clue which one you mean. It's a guessing game with low odds otherwise.

(Wright, right?)

Yup. And he was nominated for big Bash player of the Tourney? Shocked

by beamer Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:37

That's harsh on Fat Frank, who is one of England's top 10 scorers of all time I think (and not even a striker) and the main problem with him is that several successive England managers have failed to realise he can't play alongside Gerrard... that comparison's extremely flattering to Puke Shite!

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