The Royal Wedding

nah we are moving our usual erudite debates about politics to saffieville - ie your joint and Perth

Well, this Troll would like to get back to the topic in hand & wish the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge all the best on their big day.

The only thing that would make this wedding worthwhile is if the bride didn't turn up. Real car crash entertainment that would be.

I'll second that BD. Especially as I'll be watching Carlton get their annual flogging at the hands of the Swannies while the countdown for the next eagerly anticipated royal divorce begins.

Big Dog wrote:Well, this Troll would like to get back to the topic in hand & wish the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge all the best on their big day.

That telegram from Betty must have been a very special moment in a very long life.

Went off rather well, I thought. No Gary Godsmith, though. Border Agency must have ben told to keep an eye out for him and stop him entering the country at all costs.

I enjoyed today. Pomp, ceremony and a bit of humour with the Aston Martin. I hope it works, like I'd hope it for anyone getting married.

Caught it on the news. Looked lovely she did and Pippa is a nice piece of arse too

Im in london atm at a friends, place is full of northeners

JKLever wrote:Caught it on the news. Looked lovely she did and Pippa is a nice piece of arse too

Defty brought on-topic - she (Pippa) is stepping out with former unconvincing cricketer Alex Loudon.

He must've bowled her over with his doosra. Or, I don't know, something posh and foppy. Who knows how they woo each other.

Perhaps a secret handshake is involved. He can make his go the other way.

Lucky farqer!

Mummy Middleton was very presentable too...

JKLever wrote:Lucky farqer!

Mummy Middleton was very presentable too...

I thought so too. She looked like she could have been Kate's sister.

With these inbred toffs, it's a possibility that she was.

And then some rampant British sex was had:

Mummy Middleton isn't a toff but a former BA trolley dolly but Berkshire air must be good for breeding nonetheless:



Wonder if Prince Harry will give Chelsy Davey the bum's rush and pull rank on Loudon (who is a fellow Etonian, I believe) and have a crack at the sister-in-law?

Yoiks, very doable MILF material!!

That's the sister, not the mum.

Ah. Even more doable.

And I don't know whether to be impressed, or disgusted with your royal knowledge.

Dello wrote:

JKLever wrote:Caught it on the news. Looked lovely she did and Pippa is a nice piece of arse too

Defty brought on-topic - she (Pippa) is stepping out with former unconvincing cricketer Alex Loudon.

He must've bowled her over with his doosra. Or, I don't know, something posh and foppy. Who knows how they woo each other.

Perhaps a secret handshake is involved. He can make his go the other way.

To win Pippa, you reportedly have to have a title, house in Kensington and an estate in the sticks. That's social climbing for a girl with modest looks.

Michael Vaughan on twitter encouraged Harry to make a move on the girl with the slitty eyes though.

Former England cricket captain Michael Vaughan jokingly took to Twitter to urge: "Make a move this afternoon, Harry."


At least Kate, who is no classical beauty but an improvement on other females in the royal family might improve the gene pool. With ugly ducklings like Anne, and Andrews daughters, that would be a relief to royal watchers.

William's baldness at such a young age is a worry. He used to be a bit of a hunk.

Harry of course is downright ugly, even if he has a cheeky personality.

Harry has James Hewitt's jeans which he carelessly left behind after one of his riding lessons with Diana.

(I think that's the right spelling - )

Red wrote:

Dello wrote:

JKLever wrote:Caught it on the news. Looked lovely she did and Pippa is a nice piece of arse too

Defty brought on-topic - she (Pippa) is stepping out with former unconvincing cricketer Alex Loudon.

He must've bowled her over with his doosra. Or, I don't know, something posh and foppy. Who knows how they woo each other.

Perhaps a secret handshake is involved. He can make his go the other way.

To win Pippa, you reportedly have to have a title, house in Kensington and an estate in the sticks. That's social climbing for a girl with modest looks.

Michael Vaughan on twitter encouraged Harry to make a move on the girl with the slitty eyes though.

Former England cricket captain Michael Vaughan jokingly took to Twitter to urge: "Make a move this afternoon, Harry."


At least Kate, who is no classical beauty but an improvement on other females in the royal family might improve the gene pool. With ugly ducklings like Anne, and Andrews daughters, that would be a relief to royal watchers.

William's baldness at such a young age is a worry. He used to be a bit of a hunk.

Harry of course is downright ugly, even if he has a cheeky personality.

Jealousy is a terrible emotion.

I find Kate Middleton quite attractive in a 'posh English lass' kind of way. Not much in the way of breasts but her nipple outline was on full display yesterday.

Princess Beatrice is hideous. Like a deformed horse. Kamran Akmal's love child. And i'm sure she's a real slut. Just yuck.

For those who prefer something more substantial than the Middleton sisters there's always Wills & Harry's first cousin, Kitty Spencer (not the one involved in the brawl in the Cape Town Macdonald's - that's her younger sister, Amelia):

Henry wrote:I find Kate Middleton quite attractive in a 'posh English lass' kind of way. Not much in the way of breasts but her nipple outline was on full display yesterday.

Princess Beatrice is hideous. Like a deformed horse. Kamran Akmal's love child. And i'm sure she's a real slut. Just yuck.

Hehehe. Trev, now free to judge openly, telling it like it is.

Gotta say though, that there is some tidy genes running through the Middleton chickybabes.

For Trev:


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Another "set" for Trev, cos I'm feeling generous. ....

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