The Royal Wedding

At fear of offending our English cobbers, I'm 100% with lardy and horrie. Couldn't think of anything worse in TV viewing. I'd even sit through lowlights of the 5th Ashes Test this year rather than this royal pap.

Isn't the footy on on Friday?

skully wrote:At fear of offending our English cobbers, I'm 100% with lardy and horrie. Couldn't think of anything worse in TV viewing. I'd even sit through lowlights of the 5th Ashes Test this year rather than this royal pap.

...and that is the equivalent of putting pins into ones eyes

JGK wrote:Isn't the footy on on Friday?

I may have to do a bit of channel surfing.

horace wrote:

skully wrote:At fear of offending our English cobbers, I'm 100% with lardy and horrie. Couldn't think of anything worse in TV viewing. I'd even sit through lowlights of the 5th Ashes Test this year rather than this royal pap.

...and that is the equivalent of putting pins into ones eyes

Not sure I'd go that far. I'd rather watch it and imagine what KM looks like naked.

Indeed JGK. Wonder if she'll be wearing a little crotchless number under the frills.

Here's an appalling fake but noice...

You pervs.

For what its worth, Big Dogs summary was pretty much how most feel here too. Though of course you'll always get the uber royalist sad barstewards who queue 5 days early.

JKLever wrote:You pervs.

For what its worth, Big Dogs summary was pretty much how most feel here too. Though of course you'll always get the uber royalist sad barstewards who queue 5 days early.

Yeah, I thought that at the time.

need a time machine to skip past Friday...

And he's me thinking these were pictures of Dan and JKL...




You two can sort out who's who.

shaddap the lot of you

i must admit i am sort of excited about the wedding. Even in a row of tents way.

that guy was interviewed by BBC, and has an incredibly squeaky voice. Does the heart good to know that the above types will be representative of British people on all the foreign media outlets.

Has anyone else considered the probability that Vilks is camped out, waiting for a good spot

JGK wrote:

horace wrote:

skully wrote:At fear of offending our English cobbers, I'm 100% with lardy and horrie. Couldn't think of anything worse in TV viewing. I'd even sit through lowlights of the 5th Ashes Test this year rather than this royal pap.

...and that is the equivalent of putting pins into ones eyes

Not sure I'd go that far. I'd rather watch it and imagine what KM looks like naked.

I was planning on watching the ABC2 coverage, which was to be the Chaser team taking the piss, but now that's been cancelled because Prince Charles apparently stepped in and said the coverage couldn;t be used for people to have a laugh.

So how Ten will go with the 7p project, hosted by 3 comedians is an interesting question. And Nine will be using Dame Edna, who is allegedly a comedian, but who hasn't been funny for at least 40 years. Except to Americans, who possibly don't get that under the dress is actually a dick-swinger.

I will now watch Carlton lose to the Swans on Friday night.

Zat wrote:

JGK wrote:

horace wrote:

skully wrote:At fear of offending our English cobbers, I'm 100% with lardy and horrie. Couldn't think of anything worse in TV viewing. I'd even sit through lowlights of the 5th Ashes Test this year rather than this royal pap.

...and that is the equivalent of putting pins into ones eyes

Not sure I'd go that far. I'd rather watch it and imagine what KM looks like naked.

I was planning on watching the ABC2 coverage, which was to be the Chaser team taking the piss, but now that's been cancelled because Prince Charles apparently stepped in and said the coverage couldn;t be used for people to have a laugh.

So how Ten will go with the 7p project, hosted by 3 comedians is an interesting question. And Nine will be using Dame Edna, who is allegedly a comedian, but who hasn't been funny for at least 40 years. Except to Americans, who possibly don't get that under the dress is actually a dick-swinger.

I will now watch Carlton lose to the Swans on Friday night.

I am going to get slaughtered as it's my birthday.

lardbucket wrote:Has anyone else considered the probability that Vilks is camped out, waiting for a good spot

Apart from his Welshishness, there is no evidence that Vilks isn't Kate

JKLever wrote:

that guy was interviewed by BBC, and has an incredibly squeaky voice. Does the heart good to know that the above types will be representative of British people on all the foreign media outlets.

so that was Merls?

G.Wood wrote:

lardbucket wrote:Has anyone else considered the probability that Vilks is camped out, waiting for a good spot

Apart from his Welshishness, there is no evidence that Vilks isn't Kate

I'd definitely watch that wedding, especially if Kate/ Vilks was also drunk and forumming at the time.

It would be the first royal wedding that served blumpkin pie at the reception

My Mum wants me to come home and watch it with her whilst we sip champagne and toast the new couple.


I said i'd think about it. Why is it so inconveniently scheduled on a Friday night here in Aus? Will Fox Sports be showing highlights?

I'm not a republican, nor a monarchist. I simply believe in the old adage, 'if it aint broke, don't fix it'.

...... except of course if you ignore the time that our elected government was terminated by the servant of some foreigner.

Wow, still bitter much?

Mick Sawyer wrote:

I'm not a republican, nor a monarchist. I simply believe in the old adage, 'if it aint broke, don't fix it'.

...... except of course if you ignore the time that our elected government was terminated by the servant of some foreigner.

See, the system works

yes, that was a decision validated in spades soon after by the entire voting population